Okay. I resolve. With all my heart, to…..
Oil all the door hinges in the house.
Eat more oatmeal.
Memorize four more digits of Pi.
Find three good rocks a month.
Put up “Missing” posters for Jimmy Hoffa. Again.
Whistle. While I work.
Find the missing sock.
Rename all the Spice Girls.
Find two birds in any bush.