Month: January 2018

I read a local news story a couple of days ago. It was about a guy who stole a car. The report gets better. The aforementioned guy, from here in Eaton, Ohio, was in the Walmart Parking Lot. He got

Okay. I resolve. With all my heart, to….. Oil all the door hinges in the house. Eat more oatmeal. Memorize four more digits of Pi. Find three good rocks a month. Put up “Missing” posters for Jimmy Hoffa. Again. Whistle.